The TV is my shepherd I shall not want,
It makes me lie down on the sofa,
It leads me away from the scriptures,
It damages my soul.
It leads me in the path of sex and
violence for the sponsor's sake,
Yea, though I walk in the shadow of
my Christian responsibilities, there will be
no interruption for the TV is with me,
It's cable and remote control,
they comfort me,
It prepares a commercial before me in
the presence of my worldliness.
It anoints my head with humanism,
my coveting runneth over,
Surely laziness and ignorance shall
follow me all the days of my life,
And, I shall dwell in my house
watching TV forever, Amen.
(Author Unknown)
The average American spends more than 4 hours per day watching television. That is more than 28 hours per week. I can't help but wonder what would happen if we spent half as much time praying, reading the Bible and at church instead...

Our little backyard bunny (it's wild) that the children named Clover. Can you guess why?