Monday, October 22, 2007

Raising children on a budget


Tip #1: Send your kids to public school. It's free! (Side-effects may include school shootings, alcohol/drug abuse, teen pregnancy, bullying, rampant peer pressure and secular/humanist indoctrination.) We home-school, by the way, so we have to find other money savers...for example.


Tip #2: Make your kitchen's double sink do double duty. Twice the bath with half the soap and double the fun.


Tip #3: Store all your spare children in a single small closet! They really don't take up that much room!



Tip #4: Then all that pent-up energy can be put to good use!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You, go, Paul!
Get some work outta those
young'uns!

Fred

Anonymous said...

What a good lookin' bunch you Denningers are! Having fun and getting some work done! Nice work, Hollye, getting some work out of the kiddoes. Have a fun day. And dont work too hard, yall.

Fred

Anonymous said...

No daddy? Where's daddy? Mommy must have daddy working somewhere, no doubt. Get busy.

Fred